I fart blasphemously quite offen, so that's apparently why God doesn't want me to have a girl; however, you can have quite a lot on the whorizontal if you're 'normal' and croak... or you can wait for Heaven where we'll live eternal where I'll be your servant, giving you a backrub, kissing your feets, taking a shower with you, giving you a feather duster bath, kissing your tummy, slowly entering you to give you orgasm-after-orgasm... Personally? I'd wait for Heaven, girl. Upstairs, we can spend as much time as we need, nobody to interrupt, you 17, me 21, 10 months. Your choice. God bless you, doll.
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I fart blasphemously quite offen, so that's apparently why God doesn't want me to have a girl; however, you can have quite a lot on the whorizontal if you're 'normal' and croak... or you can wait for Heaven where we'll live eternal where I'll be your servant, giving you a backrub, kissing your feets, taking a shower with you, giving you a feather duster bath, kissing your tummy, slowly entering you to give you orgasm-after-orgasm... Personally? I'd wait for Heaven, girl. Upstairs, we can spend as much time as we need, nobody to interrupt, you 17, me 21, 10 months. Your choice. God bless you, doll.
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